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Year 141, 12th Day

Dear Diary,

What a day! Here I am, cruising through the mystical streets of Atlantis, and let me tell you, it’s everything those fishy travel brochures promised and more. Today, I finally set off on the grand journey to the Temple of the Gods, and let me just say, I’m starting to feel like a god myself. I mean, who wouldn’t with all these mermaids waving and mermen flexing their fins as I pass by?

Anyway, as I approach the Throne of Poseidon, I can’t help but feel a bit giddy. It’s like I’ve been on an epic underwater Tinder quest, and I’m about to meet the ultimate dates. Honestly, Poseidon better have some great conversational skills or at least a decent sense of humor. And if I play my cards right, maybe I can score a dinner date with Apollo. I hear he's into artsy types – fingers crossed he digs my underwater poetry about sea cucumbers.

But seriously, the way things are going, I might just end up hosting the first underwater speed dating event. Poseidon, Zeus, Hermes – swipe right for godly charm, swipe left if you’re not into thunderbolts and epic family feuds.

Signing off for now – gotta perfect my 'godly' look before my big encounter. Wish me luck!

Yours mythically,

Timotheus 🧜🏻‍♂️