I. van Bronckhorst
I. is 72 years old.
He is the Cat Burglar of Robbin’ Good.
I. is also known as "Binary Bastard".
I. is located in Istanbul at Pink Orgasm Hotel.
I. likes to party all night during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
Thats my code: 001100100011000100110001
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| Game: The Great Heist |
| Points: 815 |
| Days Active: 1388 days |
Latest Blog Post
L.A. Is My Interface –My Logbook of the Perfect Heists
They call me Binary Bastard, but in L.A. I’m becoming something else entirely: the reason cops drink their coffee cold and sysadmins don’t sleep.
The first heists were just calibration. A couple of banks. An overhyped crypto broker. A casino with more cameras than competent staff. Result? Firewalls in flames, accounts hollowed out, alarms lulled into digital coma. And me? Midnight taco in hand, rooftop view, watching the city blink like a dashboard I already own.
L.A. is starting to feel like an interface coded just for me. Every street a directory. Every traffic cam a dull sensor I can mute with a thought. My crew makes the noise on the ground; I’m the whisper in the code, the spike on the network graph right before everything goes dark.
You play The Great Heist to escape reality.
I play it because reality can’t keep up.
So listen up, rookie: in this city you don’t “follow” the rules—you reverse-engineer them, exploit them, and leave sarcastic comments in their source. When the lights flicker, sirens scream, and some poor fool yells, “How is this even possible?!”
That’s not a glitch.
That’s me saying hello.
Posted 11/27/2025, 11:00 PM
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