J. Porch

J. is 44 years old. She is the Lead Singer of You Never Can Tell. J. is also known as "Swallow". J. is located in Madrid at [✞]Cementerio La Almudena.

J. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 10 years!

10
179463
6/22/2023

14208

Turned in 100 challenges

10
177306
3/24/2023

5058

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
174863
12/12/2022

13925

Composed 25 hits!

40
174400
11/23/2022

5541

Played in the festival

30
165886
12/3/2021

6385

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
165513
11/18/2021

26207

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
162825
7/29/2021

41811

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162825
7/29/2021

66053

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
162127
6/30/2021

8044

Played the game 8 years

10
161894
6/20/2021

21911

I Support the Cabaret

10
161239
5/24/2021

804

Threw 25 release parties

20
160601
4/27/2021

5720

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
159533
3/14/2021

9419

Picked the Festival Winner!

30
158997
2/19/2021

6431

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
158425
1/27/2021

10817

The Hoff

10
158047
1/11/2021

29816

Performed 1000 shows

100
158014
1/9/2021

13986

Turned in 50 challenges

10
155300
9/18/2020

10931

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
154771
8/27/2020

10042

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
154335
8/9/2020

18155

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
154062
7/29/2020

20856

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
153309
6/27/2020

21393

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
153003
6/15/2020

24001

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15561

Participated in 25 activities

20
152756
6/4/2020

41189

Got married!

20
152068
5/7/2020

76095

Participated in 5 activities

10
152055
5/6/2020

69596

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
151268
4/3/2020

17443

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
151224
4/2/2020

16362

Threw 10 release parties

15
150853
3/17/2020

12048

Performed 500 Shows

50
150796
3/15/2020

22560

Became a parent for the first time

20
150471
3/1/2020

98913

First photograph published.

10
150167
2/17/2020

15242

Turned in 25 challenges

10
150102
2/15/2020

18206

Composed 10 hits!

30
150062
2/13/2020

21046

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
149779
2/1/2020

2391

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
149396
1/16/2020

250954

Spared no expense!

30
148840
12/24/2019

12052

The Scarlet Letter

10
148726
12/19/2019

8632

Drugs are bad, mkay.

10
148413
12/6/2019

3576

Joined a Social Club

10
148321
12/3/2019

140285

Attended a release party

10
147668
11/5/2019

42044

5000 days!

10
147600
11/3/2019

55265

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
147309
10/21/2019

59947

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
146998
10/8/2019

486293

Perfect Production

20
146412
9/14/2019

15367

Turned in 10 challenges

10
146270
9/8/2019

28710

Completed my first guide

10
146255
9/7/2019

233478

Crossed the Desert

20
146088
9/1/2019

45010

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
145998
8/28/2019

35750

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
145395
8/3/2019

17771

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
145340
7/31/2019

17907

Faced my Fears

10
144758
7/7/2019

41453

Joined the mile high club

20
144751
7/7/2019

45282

Turned in 5 challenges

10
144619
7/1/2019

37196

Played the game 6 years

10
144377
6/21/2019

31575

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
144197
6/14/2019

23335

High as a Kite

10
144171
6/13/2019

12073

Cured my first patient

10
143952
6/4/2019

38749

420 Superfriendly

10
143921
6/2/2019

11484

High Times

10
143921
6/2/2019

36098

Threw my first release party

10
143807
5/28/2019

34656

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
143736
5/26/2019

113510

Performed 100 shows

20
143554
5/18/2019

46761

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
143322
5/8/2019

22294

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
143322
5/8/2019

23036

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
143040
4/27/2019

30655

Save the Kraken!

10
142970
4/24/2019

29338

Crashed a release party

10
142962
4/23/2019

39939

Played the city lottery

10
142846
4/18/2019

73360

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
142840
4/18/2019

29331

Performed before 10000 people

30
142840
4/18/2019

47629

Mastered my first trick!

10
142838
4/18/2019

26962

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142697
4/12/2019

42200

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
142677
4/11/2019

33466

Released my first album

20
142619
4/9/2019

161773

Turned in my first challenge

10
142587
4/8/2019

62807

Completed a World Tour

20
142356
3/29/2019

94371

Climbed the Mountain

10
142057
3/17/2019

48968

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
141982
3/13/2019

117416

As seen on The Late Show

10
141885
3/9/2019

40067

As seen on Music Television

10
141805
3/6/2019

44811

Released my first single

10
141790
3/5/2019

280573

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
141717
3/2/2019

149943

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
141500
2/21/2019

42242

Composed 5 hits!

20
141495
2/21/2019

34245

As seen on Public Access TV

10
141492
2/21/2019

44366

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
141478
2/20/2019

193122

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
141362
2/16/2019

231519

Collected my first autograph

10
141292
2/13/2019

30148

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
141267
2/12/2019

42345

As seen on The Morning Show

10
141178
2/8/2019

45885

Performed my first awesome concert

15
141146
2/7/2019

67338

Produced my First Track

10
141065
2/3/2019

56616

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
141065
2/3/2019

627529

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
140906
1/28/2019

310248

Performed my first decent concert

10
140743
1/21/2019

150364

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
140743
1/21/2019

295263

Performed before more than 100 people

10
140743
1/21/2019

1025988

Performed my first concert

10
140743
1/21/2019

1228000

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139866
12/15/2018

9881

Played the game 4 years

10
139652
12/6/2018

46498

Played the game 2 years

10
139652
12/6/2018

70046

Played the game 1 year

10
139652
12/6/2018

88057

Played the game 1 month

10
139652
12/6/2018

139350

Played the game 1 week

10
139652
12/6/2018

152396

Composed my first hit!

10
139651
12/6/2018

83225

Visited Land of the Dead

10
139651
12/6/2018

132784

Killed my first zombie

10
89376
3/13/2013

69911

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
82491
5/30/2012

48956

Walked Through the Forest

15
81593
4/22/2012

97613

Celebrated Halloween

10
61625
1/11/2010

547700

Celebrated New Year

10
60478
11/24/2009

491987

Became VIP

10
58325
8/27/2009

183723