J. İzmir

J. is 16 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Sex Drugs and Rock N' Turtles. J. is also known as "Hyperactive Turtle". J. is located in Buenos Aires at -360-.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

🐢🐢🐢 \m/

Description: When in doubt, just rub this ring between your hands for a few seconds and throw it to a security guard. Nobody knows why the guard gets so distracted, but it burns, burns, burns and works every single time (at least in the movies). This item was chosen as a favorite in season one of Crīminālis Couture.
Category: Underground Market
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced