S. Bastard

S. is 9 years old. She is the daughter of M. Bastard and B. Bastard. S. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.

S. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Background & Miscellaneous

This page contains basic personal information and brief historical background on this character, as well as some miscellaneous current information. Note that the information on this page has nothing to do with the player in control of this character.

Character Trivia

Sativa Poppy Bastard



Mommy's mini-me, small loaf full of grump and tiny groans. Most adorable and laziest freeloader + booby snatcher. Daddy's mini monster, has him wrapped around her pinky, the other pinky is for momma or preferably, world domination.

Godfather: Theodore Laubrock


(under construction)

Personal Data

S. was born in Mexico City. Her mother is M. Bastard. Her father is B. Bastard.

S. entered this world on schedule6/24/2023.

Next Birthday: schedule1/4/2025

Gender: Female

S. is a resident of London.

S.'s Popmundo Personal ID is 3589454.

A Perfect World

S. refuses to have anything to do with PVP crime in this world. S. refuses to own or trade stolen goods.