K. de Roode
K. is 45 years old.
She is the Electric Guitarist of De Bremer stadsmuzikanten.
K. is also known as "De rode blondje".
K. is located in Amsterdam at Zorgvlied.
K. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
Apenpokken
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Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Electric Guitar
Bass Guitar
Violin
Cello
Special Lyrics
The people, did you hear.
They ate a bat
And six months later, exactly
COVID came to all of us.
Suddenly some cannibal
Fucked a monkey
And now we gentlemen
We're gonna get smallpox, yeah
Whether they like it or not
I'll give the people some advice
Whether you're straight or bi
Don't fuck a monkey
You'll get smallpox
You'll catch smallpox!
Do what you do, do what you do
Women walk around underfucking
You've got a flaw in your brain
Why do you want monkeys?
Gender is gender, but still...
Look who you're fucking
There's as many pussies on Earth
As many pussies as there aren't stars in the sky
Whether they like it or not
I'll give the people some advice
Whether you're straight or bi
Don't fuck a monkey
Don't get your brakes on when you're on the edge
You'll catch smallpox!
There's a bear in Russia
Try to fuck him!
That's why, as before
There's no bear's smallpox in Russia!
Stop the abominations!
Stop eating and fucking everyone!
You won't get an fish soup
Of a goat and a rooster
Whether they like it or not
I'll give the people some advice
Straight or bi, don't fuck a monkey
Don't fuck a monkey
You're gonna get the pox
You'll catch smallpox!
Straight or bi, don't fuck a monkey
Don't fuck the monkey
Don't fuck the fish either
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God
Oh, my God, I'm sorry!