P. Paulsson

P. is 122 years old. He is the Bass Guitarist of Come, Spirit. P. is located in Kyiv at PTV Kyiv.

P. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

An Ode to Umlauts

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Song Details

An Ode to Umlauts is Music for Musicians music in tempo Adagio. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are perfect. The song was written 9/6/2009 by P. Paulsson. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 77
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: African Music
Owner: None
First Revealed: 9/6/2009 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Goblet Drum
Bass Guitar
Electric Guitar

Special Lyrics

Göran Söderman, I envy your name
Dots over your o's give you instant fame
Still, this is no dangerless game
Overdoing it will only make it lame

This shit is overdoing it:

Hölökyn kölökyn!

Why did Spökstad ever come to an end?
I've no idea, but I can defend
The little letter that cannot comprehend
Why such an awesome name would be forsaken

The lameness continues:

Häärää sää siäl, mää häärää tääl!

Tromsø, you are total crap
You set poor ö an awful trap
The sick Norwegians just clap and clap
As you push a stick through the letter's back

More random letter placement:

Ö, ö, grö ö, hö ö, hö ös mö!

Æ, æ, æ, won't you just understand
You're just a misspelling of the ä who is grand!

And all the linguists out there can just kiss my ass
Because schwa is really ö, the foxy lass!
(Yes, ö is female, and a pretty hot one too)
((No worries Leslie, she doesn't compare yo you))

Record Releases

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