N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 61 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Luigi's Humungos Schlong (a tribute)

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Song Details

Luigi's Humungos Schlong (a tribute) is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is great and the lyrics are incredible. The song was written 6/24/2007 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Pop
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 6/24/2007 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

(DISCLAIMER : we are aware of the fact that the Star Trek reference at the end of these lyrics is in fact a famous misquote. No such phrase ever occurred in any dialogue in the original series. No Trekkies or related Sci Fi geeks were hurt in the proces)


Mister Luigi Vercotti
he truly is a hottie
he comes in swinging by a rope
dressed in a flashy crimson robe

Mister Luigi Vercotti
Some say he's a little bit potty
when he rocks his comfy chair
nOObs you better be aware

Mister Luigi Vercotti
I heard he adores Helmut Lotti
and all that german Schlager stuff
it is his one most sacred love

Mister Luigi Vercotti
did you notice he looks a bit spotty
he went on a date with Little Miss E.
she gave him the bill and an STD

Mister Luigi Vercotti
as sweet as a jar of Penotti
he's incredibly hung
with his humungous schlong

Mister Luigi Vercotti
Mister Luigi Vercotti
Mister Luigi Vercotti
damn .. what else rhymes with Vercotti ?

Our work here is done
it's time to move on
beam us up Scotty !

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