J. Thorstensson![](/Static/Icons/VIPNameStar.png)
J. is 18 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Alstublieft.
J. is also known as "The Bible".
J. is located in London at Crime Legends University.
J. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to attend classes in order to get ahead professionally.
📣 Reopening translator positions on the Bible :]
🌍 https://popmundo-bible.net
The songs of J.
Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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Watching the sunset at Plouguerneau
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![This song has been sold on the Song Market](../../../../Static/Icons/money-bag-dollar.png) |
500
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1801297/20/2023
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That night when Ed Velez ruined my show
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![This song has been sold on the Song Market](../../../../Static/Icons/money-bag-dollar.png) |
500
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1785605/16/2023
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She's my Palindrome
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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1773293/25/2023
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Those Crypts Quite Look Like a Déjà Poo
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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1763432/12/2023
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I still remember your name, Hannih
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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1757981/20/2023
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Rhymin' and Stealin'
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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1670071/19/2022
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Pirate Lullaby for the Young Leonarrrr'
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![This song has been sold on the Song Market](../../../../Static/Icons/money-bag-dollar.png) |
500
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1667701/9/2022
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Three Feet in the Grave
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![This song has been sold on the Song Market](../../../../Static/Icons/money-bag-dollar.png) |
500
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1425214/5/2019
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I once ate a delightful rat in Stockholm
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500
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13125312/21/2017
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Celle qui faisait pipi sur le baron
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500
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12978810/21/2017
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J'EN AI POUR PLUS D'UNE BARRE DE FRINGUE
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500
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12953610/11/2017
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Fun is Bowling
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500
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1272827/9/2017
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Can we both just agree that we're lame?
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500
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1272327/7/2017
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Bailly Idol
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500
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1270156/28/2017
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That day I remained stuck in a chimney
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500
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1268956/23/2017
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The one who smells like rotten ravioli
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500
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1267166/15/2017
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L'incroyable épopée du punk à crocodile
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500
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1264556/4/2017
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BONJOUR SYD ÇA VA OU BIEN
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500
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1263595/31/2017
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The Pelican Whisperer
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500
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1252324/15/2017
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I wanna be your platypus
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500
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1252324/15/2017
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Yesterday, I woke up as Mickey Mouse
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500
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1252324/15/2017
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Buried under 739 boxes
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500
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1247683/26/2017
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42 Windows
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500
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1246013/19/2017
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The King Trout
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500
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1244293/12/2017
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My address book is full of dead people
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500
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1242553/5/2017
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AAaAaa.AaaAAaaAa.AA.A.AaAAaaaah ben oui.
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500
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1241733/1/2017
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I have five days left to find a title
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500
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1231891/19/2017
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I once told Houston Dean to fuck himself
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500
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1231891/19/2017
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Laurent Sémascule, 35 ans.
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500
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1231201/17/2017
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Montauk Hulteur
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500
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1229051/8/2017
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The Musician Mouse
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500
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1227581/1/2017
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Those Vertebrates With No Bones
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500
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12220912/10/2016
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la vi la mor tou né k1 tou
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500
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12190911/27/2016
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la vi la mor tou né k1 tou (acoustic)
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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1150282/14/2016
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Born on 55/3 and still in my twenties
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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11284711/15/2015
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Nineteen Years Made Me Forget Your Face
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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11284711/15/2015
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We all float down here
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500
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11284711/15/2015
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I put my faith into a platypus
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500
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1012427/20/2014
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Time Flies
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500
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1007526/30/2014
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She was called Maëlys Piel
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500
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999095/25/2014
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Lemurs ain't readers
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500
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978923/2/2014
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Last Night a D.J. Shaved My Ass
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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968851/19/2014
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Call me Uncle Hørgy
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![This song is in the composer's artist repertoire](../../../../Static/Icons/music.png) |
500
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911375/25/2013
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OIUHB, I DRANK IT AGAIN!
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500
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905034/28/2013
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I called my son Jeffrey Scott
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500
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8753712/26/2012
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J'aurais deux nez, j'en laverais qu'un
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500
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8578310/14/2012
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Maëlys Piel
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500
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832727/1/2012
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Dieu merci, c'était une copie !
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500
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815214/19/2012
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On prend pas le bateau ?
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500
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815214/19/2012
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The Three Gold Saints
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500
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815214/19/2012
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CAPSLOCK HOLMES
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500
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814514/16/2012
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Iz a peur d'Isaac Rameau
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500
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760449/4/2011
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Monde de merde
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500
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725274/10/2011
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Les dinosaures partouzeurs de droite
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500
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724454/7/2011
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Le mec de droite
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500
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723944/5/2011
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La mousse au chocolat du patron
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500
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722363/29/2011
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Le ranch et ses pantalons de cuir
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500
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709802/5/2011
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Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
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500
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707431/26/2011
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La folie des hommes
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500
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6858210/28/2010
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Le putain d'énergumène
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500
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6807210/7/2010
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Le tunnel tout sombre qui sent pas très bon
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500
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6807210/7/2010
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Sur mon front y a pas marqué radio-réveil
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500
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675699/16/2010
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La chanson du petit clyclitse
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500
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667438/12/2010
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Les tricots de peau en polystyrène expansé
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500
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666628/9/2010
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Maëlys (d'avion)
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500
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636344/5/2010
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Abhorration
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500
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634463/28/2010
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Castelphoque
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500
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633943/26/2010
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Chokappanayagan
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500
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633053/22/2010
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Catcrab
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500
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631613/16/2010
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The Sixty-Ninth Jón's Song
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500
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629653/8/2010
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Carlyle/Time
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500
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628963/5/2010
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UN JOUR J'AI VU UN CHEVAL, MAIS IL ÉTAIT RATÉ.
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500
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626982/25/2010
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Nova, part 4: Synthesia
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500
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626172/22/2010
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Nova, part 3: Death
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500
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624642/15/2010
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Nova, part 2: Life
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500
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623392/10/2010
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Nova, part 1: Birth
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500
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622562/7/2010
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Untitled #11
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500
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615591/8/2010
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Untitled #12
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500
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614271/3/2010
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Untitled #6
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500
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6116812/23/2009
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Untitled #5
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500
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6011411/9/2009
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Untitled #2
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500
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5950710/15/2009
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Untitled #1
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500
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5938910/10/2009
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Stokkhólmur
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500
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5928010/6/2009
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Landsförräderi
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500
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586039/7/2009
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Untitled #8
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500
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559425/19/2009
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Fimmlagið
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500
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558355/15/2009
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Fjórirlagið
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500
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557135/10/2009
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Þrírlagið
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500
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555555/3/2009
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Tveirlagið
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500
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554394/28/2009
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A Night in Mourmansk / Walters Eezbak
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500
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552984/23/2009
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Entropy / Piel Eezbak
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500
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550934/14/2009
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Hypnotizing Hi-Dee / Fouchal Eezbak
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500
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549744/9/2009
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Mílanó
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500
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547083/29/2009
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Nýr Byrjun
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500
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545203/21/2009
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS
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500
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544083/17/2009
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Júní
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500
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542513/10/2009
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Diving into Gallants' Aura
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500
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540253/1/2009
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The Story of the Uncharismatic Laly Cantau
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500
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5226712/17/2008
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The Story of the Charismatic Burton Walters
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500
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5226712/17/2008
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T'es mort et c'est chouette
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500
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5188012/1/2008
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Le Numéro de Jacques
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500
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5186512/1/2008
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Philou fit loup
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500
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502199/23/2008
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Jag fjärt i min bad
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500
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491938/11/2008
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How I was collapsed by a fifty feet tall anus
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500
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474385/30/2008
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Shérafin' Lampion
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500
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472315/21/2008
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Jörgen Thorstensson's Twelveth Symphony
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500
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4366012/25/2007
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Last Meet
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500
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4351112/18/2007
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La chanson la plus classe du Monde
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500
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4337812/13/2007
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I will always Call you Jorg
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500
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4325012/8/2007
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Dispersion
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500
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4317712/5/2007
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Double-Glazed Salads
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500
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4311712/2/2007
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Funny Song
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500
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4311712/2/2007
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Spatial First Aid Snake
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500
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412909/17/2007
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Closed in a Bathroom
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500
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407448/25/2007
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Wouldn't You Have?
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500
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404918/15/2007
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Tribute to Maëlys
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500
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398897/21/2007
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Talk About You Pluto
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500
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378164/25/2007
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Star's Heart Beats
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500
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377404/22/2007
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Ed in Space
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500
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375794/15/2007
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Agoraphobic
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500
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373674/6/2007
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Hiroshima 45/Windows 95
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500
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370443/24/2007
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Ana Ax
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500
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367673/12/2007
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Chase me away and I'll eat you
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500
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366333/7/2007
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Audiotape
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500
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3483012/22/2006
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Title Like Feelings
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500
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3465312/14/2006
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Les Amoureux
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500
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3452612/9/2006
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The Journey
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500
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3444612/6/2006
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The Dolphin Song
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500
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3431011/30/2006
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The Ungreatest Song in the World
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500
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3366111/3/2006
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More Than Feelings
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500
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3345010/25/2006
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Angel Chondriac Dust
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500
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3316710/13/2006
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Feelings Gone
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500
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3298410/6/2006
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Flying Homesick Alien
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500
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327729/27/2006
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Dream/Forsaken
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500
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326129/20/2006
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Spirit Left
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500
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323429/9/2006
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Aisu Tii
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500
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317948/17/2006
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Kazam
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500
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312147/24/2006
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Lost in Thoughts
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500
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311097/20/2006
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