Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
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Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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See You Aunty (The Wilderness Calls)
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675
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1968676/16/2025
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Errr Yeah, Sure, Whatever, Excuse Me????
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680
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1967536/12/2025
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Ma Che Cazzo????? (The Turtlesoup Remix)
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685
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1966066/5/2025
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Dugga Doo Dugga Doo (Em's Hot Slam Jam)
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675
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1964675/31/2025
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paleopeloponesianpenispollinationpolicy
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670
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1960395/13/2025
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neverlietoagirlwhocankillyouwithasmile
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670
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1958395/4/2025
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Rickrolling Down The Pavement part 2
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675
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1949073/27/2025
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Better Than Rolling In Catpoop!
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310
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1945003/10/2025
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Kum-ba-Kuatch My Lord Kum-ba-Kuatch
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305
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1941972/25/2025
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I've Got You Covered (Original Material)
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305
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1940042/17/2025
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Say Yay To The Bae!
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685
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1938952/12/2025
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Divergency Hire
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310
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1937132/5/2025
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A Bowl of Soup To Go Whoop Whoop!
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320
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1932481/17/2025
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20 Years Its Weird To Be here
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730
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1930301/7/2025
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Don't Worry It's Just The Tip...
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200
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1448997/13/2019
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No More Omer !!!
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500
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1404171/7/2019
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A Dead Man's Ink (Tribute To Tragedy)
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315
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14022512/30/2018
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Kill All Robots (Exept Bender... Maybe)!
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500
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14009012/25/2018
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Chunks Of Tofu In My Ramen Is Bad?
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500
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13997512/20/2018
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Attack of the Mutant Placeholder Titles
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315
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13985212/15/2018
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Oh No Not Another GSG Monsterhit !?!
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500
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13974312/10/2018
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The West Side Curmudgeon
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500
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13902511/10/2018
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Pantalones Pantalones Pantalones
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500
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13889511/5/2018
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What Do You Mean Too Many Songs ???
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500
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13874510/30/2018
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Om Nom Nom Padme Om
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500
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13860010/24/2018
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Black Out At The Frat House
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500
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13845410/17/2018
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Oh What A Tangled Web We Rip ...........
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500
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13835110/13/2018
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Pitter Patter Splitter Splatter
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500
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13818610/6/2018
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How To Get A Pointless Achievement 101
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680
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13810410/3/2018
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Wait.... WHAT NOW?????
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500
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1380349/30/2018
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The Kumquatch of Notre Dame
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500
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1368438/11/2018
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Cheese Cheese Me
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500
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1367428/7/2018
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Enough With All The Cheese Already!
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500
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1363087/20/2018
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What's With All The Cheese Eh?
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500
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1360817/11/2018
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Just Show Up, OK?
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500
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1356896/24/2018
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In Culo Alla Balena
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500
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1355716/19/2018
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40 Seconds In The Desert.
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500
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1354696/15/2018
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What Could Possibly Go Right Eh?
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500
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1352786/7/2018
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All My Hard Loving Days And Nights
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500
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1349905/26/2018
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Floral Bonnets On the Floorboards...
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500
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1348665/21/2018
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A farewell To Your Arms...
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670
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1347595/16/2018
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The Kumquatch Does Not Fall Far....
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500
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1346545/12/2018
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The Feathered Boa Shall Rise Again!
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500
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1345425/7/2018
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It's Better Than Rolling In Catpoop.
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500
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1343194/28/2018
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Lorem Ipsum With A Face White As Gypsum.
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500
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1341754/22/2018
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Kumquatch Is The New Pink!!!
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500
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1340574/17/2018
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Basket Case Closed?
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500
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1338134/7/2018
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The Sasquatch And The Kumquatch...
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500
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1333153/17/2018
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5000 Lightyears Ahead
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500
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13062511/25/2017
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to bed to bed said thumbalynn
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500
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557215/10/2009
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play with me, play with yourself
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500
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554254/28/2009
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Hornography (a Cock and Bull Story)
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500
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552624/21/2009
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Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dont
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500
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549784/9/2009
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the schlong song
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500
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544663/19/2009
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Adult Education
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500
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542273/9/2009
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The Old Man And The C
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500
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539882/27/2009
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Cow-a- bunga they keep gettin' yunga !
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500
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538042/19/2009
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come out of that tree (and mate with me )
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500
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536332/12/2009
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yes we do have bananas (reprise)
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500
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534712/5/2009
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No, that's not a pickle my dear ...
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500
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527411/6/2009
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Its Been Three Days
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500
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5256012/30/2008
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Fill The Floor
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500
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5236612/21/2008
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This Song Is Really Going To Suck !
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500
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5193112/3/2008
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Don't Look In The Cubboard (Just Look In The Bed)
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500
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5154011/17/2008
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Who's That Dude Under The Hood (wanksta style)
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500
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5137811/10/2008
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Higgledy Piggledy
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500
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5075410/15/2008
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Geriatric Profanity
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500
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5061110/9/2008
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Eureka !!!!
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500
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5045810/3/2008
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Darkest Before The Dawn
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500
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502279/23/2008
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WTF Are You Doing In My Dreams ?!@#$%
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500
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498679/8/2008
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The Tower Of Illusions
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500
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496788/31/2008
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Hormonology 101
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500
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493878/19/2008
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Beds are for Bouncing !
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500
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486667/20/2008
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so looong suckers ... (the Maggie Simpson Song)
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500
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484177/10/2008
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doo the poo (the doggystyle floorfiller)
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500
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481316/28/2008
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Lady Yuna's Song
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500
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478716/17/2008
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Meet Me In The Park (Shadows In The Dark)
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500
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475226/3/2008
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Another Inventive Nigel Cameron Songtitle ...
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500
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467405/1/2008
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Big Ben (the man with the giant ding dong)
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500
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465714/24/2008
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What Does this Button Do ?
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500
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463574/15/2008
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Theme from 'Asses Of Fire' (T&P are back !)
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500
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460954/4/2008
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The Bigger The Cushin' The Better The Pushin'
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500
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459023/27/2008
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Crack Her Back, Snap Her Neck (the chiropractorgy)
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500
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457603/21/2008
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Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Purple Liver Spot Zuchini
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500
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454763/9/2008
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Things That Go Hump In The Night
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500
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452683/1/2008
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I Aint Never Gonna Be No Backdoor Bandit Dammit !
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500
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449782/18/2008
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A Spelunking, A Spelunking !!!
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500
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447092/6/2008
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Fingerlicking Good
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500
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445581/31/2008
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The Grumpy Garden Hoe
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500
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443851/24/2008
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The Jolly Spermwhale
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500
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440301/9/2008
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The Ballad of the Lonely Seemen
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500
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4367412/25/2007
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Ew Ew Ew (The Porn For The Prudes Song)
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500
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4346112/16/2007
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Song For Saint Kobe
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500
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4326712/8/2007
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Scratching My Balls While Lighting A Fart
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500
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4288311/22/2007
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Hot Monkey Love (The Bonobo Song)
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500
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4254611/8/2007
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Girls On Film (Kill Duran Duran, Nigel Is Da Man)
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500
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4241011/3/2007
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Who Da Man ? (A Tribute To Ron Jeremy.. and not)
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500
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4203110/18/2007
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Sex In The City
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500
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4184110/10/2007
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Blame Connie !!!
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500
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4167210/3/2007
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James & Brenda Sitting In A tree S.N.U.G.G.L.I.N.G
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500
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414859/25/2007
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Dancing With The Scars
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500
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412979/17/2007
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Slightly Less Inspired ?
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500
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411559/11/2007
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We Will We Will Snug You !!
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500
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410399/6/2007
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Porn For The People (the basic remix 2007)
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500
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406748/22/2007
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Like A Rat Up A Drainpipe
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500
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404538/13/2007
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Who thinks up these ridiculously long songtitles ?
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500
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402678/5/2007
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Me So Porny
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500
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400657/28/2007
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Working Girls On A Monday Morning
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500
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399307/22/2007
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Luigi's Humungos Schlong (a tribute)
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500
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392526/24/2007
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20-30-40-something go go go go go !!!!!!!
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500
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389716/12/2007
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Bouwvakker Op Kantoor
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500
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387566/3/2007
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Stars On 69
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500
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382235/12/2007
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Sperms Of Endearment
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500
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376964/20/2007
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Debbie Is A Ho
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500
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374494/10/2007
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SERVER 230 (oh I hate you so)
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500
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372844/3/2007
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Slow slow quicky quicky slow (the foxy strut)
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500
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370903/26/2007
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Juicebox Pt 1
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500
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368493/16/2007
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The Horney Beast From The Minor East
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500
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364933/1/2007
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The Seed Of Inspiration
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500
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363542/23/2007
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Rex's Challenge (Drink The Weak)
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500
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359612/7/2007
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Cum as you are
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500
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353281/12/2007
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"Not So Fast Jizzmaster Z"
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500
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351521/4/2007
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Sunday Morning Fever
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500
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3481012/21/2006
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You, Me, & King NC (A Duet)
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500
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3464212/14/2006
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Sex, Cloggs 'n Rock 'n Roll (Tribute to the Dutch)
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500
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3421611/26/2006
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The Star Of Babylon
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500
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3376311/7/2006
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Gemini & Virgo
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500
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3354510/29/2006
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First Impression Of An Obsession
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500
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3339310/23/2006
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Up The Diggy With A Wah Wah Brush
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500
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3322410/16/2006
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Kill & Fuck (The Neanderthal Anthem)
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500
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3305610/9/2006
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ROCK HARD !
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500
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3288010/2/2006
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The Goddess (A Witchess Chant For Love & Lust)
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500
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324689/14/2006
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Pink Chocolate
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500
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323239/8/2006
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Who the F*** Is Chuck Norris ???
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500
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320128/26/2006
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School 's in with a whole lotta bohemian love !
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500
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314768/4/2006
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Sista from anotha mista
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500
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313107/28/2006
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Porn For The People '06 Edition
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500
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308777/10/2006
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Life for Lust
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500
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307397/4/2006
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Over Exposure #1
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500
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303046/16/2006
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Love Child (For Anna Lopez)
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500
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299736/2/2006
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Connie Eat Your Balls
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500
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296285/19/2006
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Michael Hopper Is Alive !!!
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500
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293225/6/2006
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Accelerate !!!
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500
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286224/7/2006
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Barbarella's Daughter
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500
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280943/16/2006
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The Horizontal Event Part I
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500
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274702/18/2006
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Tough Love (Please Hurt Me)
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500
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265361/10/2006
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The Devil Went To Hyde Park (A Lessie Cochran jig)
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500
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2586512/13/2005
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Oink Oink Boink Boink
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500
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2567212/5/2005
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Sit Com Girl (based on a true story !)
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500
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238969/22/2005
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An Introduction To Seduction
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500
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233168/29/2005
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To Whom It May Concern (artsy fartsy up my ... !)
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500
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231748/23/2005
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Hot Ass (The Subway Song)
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500
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231048/20/2005
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Hot Salsa (something sweet 'n spicy for JoJo)
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500
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222637/16/2005
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A Whole Lotta Rosemary ...
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500
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219007/1/2005
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The Earlie Bird Catches The Snake ...
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500
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216926/22/2005
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Katie Turnbull Queen Of Scandal
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500
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213146/7/2005
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Cum Fu Warriors of Shao Linga
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500
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205585/6/2005
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Dudes In Thongs(Dedicated to the Jackass Crew +RH)
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500
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204415/1/2005
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Are You Ready For Your Close Up dedicated to Nat
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500
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200384/14/2005
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Porn For The People Album Mix
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500
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195913/27/2005
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Are You Ready For Your Close Up dedicated to Nat #
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500
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193663/17/2005
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NC 17 Happy Birthday remix
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500
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191903/10/2005
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Just shoot #1
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500
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188262/23/2005
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Jessie's Hot Spot Freak Out Frenzy
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500
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185822/13/2005
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I Wanna Be A VIP radio edit
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500
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185442/11/2005
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Oh Heavenly Me Kama Sutra Mix
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500
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185192/10/2005
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A LO #1
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500
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183632/4/2005
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N.I.G.E.L. C. Bonobo Mix
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500
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183562/3/2005
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At The Hop !
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500
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183162/2/2005
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Porn For The People 12"
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500
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183122/2/2005
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At The Hop
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500
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181381/25/2005
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Thus Spoke Zarathustra about NIgel C !!!
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500
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181331/25/2005
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Porn For The People
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500
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179681/18/2005
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King of Cool #2
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500
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179681/18/2005
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Oh Heavenly Me
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500
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179191/16/2005
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I wanna Be a VIP the remix
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500
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178871/15/2005
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I wanna be a VIP
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500
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178091/12/2005
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The King Of Cool
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500
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178091/12/2005
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Sit On Me
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500
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176981/7/2005
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I'm so cute
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500
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176981/7/2005
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