Higgs Boson Blues

Owner: Identikit
City: Milan

Higgs Boson Blues

The club is where artists begin their career by playing shows in front of an audience. Some clubs allow you to book a show here on this page directly, while others only invite artists they want to see perform in their club. Some clubs also require artists to be of a specific genre and have a minimum level of local fame to play there. Please keep in mind that when playing a show in a club everything from the club quality to the power output affect your shows in one way or another. Artists should select their venues with care.

Warning:

Watch out! This locale is NOT SAFE! The building is dilapidated. The construction is crumbling, and someone might get hurt. It could be you, if you stay here too long...

Basic Info

Locale Type: Club
Genre: Blues (truly abysmal)
Fame Requirement: None
City: Milan
City Zone: Quarto Oggiaro (Slum)
Management: Identikit
Quality: 0
Condition: abysmal
Cash: 0.00 M$
Doors: Locked
Power Capacity: 30 W
Rider Limit: 150,000.00 M$
Artist Cut: 50%
Bookings: Invitation only
Current storage size: 0 of 15000 MU

Note from the Management

If I die tonight, bury me
In my favourite yellow patent leather shoes
With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat
That the caliphate forced on the Jews
Can you feel my heartbeat?
Can you feel my heartbeat?

With the Higgs Boson Blues
I'm driving my car down to Geneva

Oh let the damn day break
The rainy days always make me sad

And you're the best girl I've ever had