Stairway

Owner: Identikit
City: Glasgow

Stairway

The club is where artists begin their career by playing shows in front of an audience. Some clubs allow you to book a show here on this page directly, while others only invite artists they want to see perform in their club. Some clubs also require artists to be of a specific genre and have a minimum level of local fame to play there. Please keep in mind that when playing a show in a club everything from the club quality to the power output affect your shows in one way or another. Artists should select their venues with care.

Basic Info

Locale Type: Club
Genre: Punk Rock (truly abysmal)
Fame Requirement: None
City: Glasgow
City Zone: The Gorbals (Slum)
Management: Identikit
Quality: 0
Condition: horrendous
Cash: 0.00 M$
Doors: Locked
Power Capacity: 110 W
Rider Limit: 55,555.00 M$
Artist Cut: 50%
Bookings: Invitation only
Current storage size: 0 of 15000 MU

Note from the Management

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

To the one and only bastard in miniskirt.
You're my bitch till hell freezes over.