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Fire Straits

You're so far away from me... so far i just can't see!

I'll compose a pirate version for you sweetheart... for you and my blog reporting babe too <333... if we ever come back (*grin*)



Hoist the mizzen! Our ruthless boss Dirty Harry finally gave us some slack after squeezing the last drop of life out of us so my Saurez and I jumped on our boat the Rum-a-Swaggle and sailed the hell away.

We told my Mozart Eminem bro, his Chiara and our godson Nirvana to jump on the deck too but they said their heated infinity pool was a safer bet for now. Gotta pamper those pregnant ladies!
We got one at home too and having been with her 24/7 when she was expecting Dirty Harry, i can say she mastered the zen ma mode now. She doesn't bite us up in the middle of her late night cravings anymore.

Speaking of decks.
Eminem made it clear enough but yeah, bad news:
Not every man is interested in flucking around with strangers.
Not all of 'em is aroused by nudismo 101 and other horn-and-tell stuff.
Nope, not all of 'em is looking for some aphro chat, aphro coffee (!) irl and nope, they don't even have a fake account to cheat on their irl partner lmao

Why the hell? Well hun, believe it or not. Some folks have a fulfilled life alone or with their ig or irl (or both) partner and some are just asexual or selective 'cause the act means something to them even ig ;)
It's called diversity and freedom.

Stop pinching me yo wife! I know we lost hope about tryna explain anything here but couldn't resist. I'm all yours now. Let's go find our own isla boozita.