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"Protection" she slammed the package down on the table causing Noble to spill his beloved Cheerios as he attempted to pour them into the bowl of milk.

"Mom!" Grabbing the mini-hoover he sucked up the cheerios and scowled at his Mother, "Like I don't know that already?"

Vega looked at her sixteen year old son, her nostrils flaring, "Don't take that tone with me Noble, I'm only telling you because I raised you to be a gentleman and I know our family line far too well, head first straight into everything!" He looked at her as he hung up the hoover, "Calm that red hair right down, first off apart from watching too much porn which apparently the entire city now knows of thanks to my beloved cousins I've never even kissed a girl! Bonnie is sweet, cute, deliriously sexy, funny and smart and I'd like her to be my girlfriend and while we have discussed babies, it doesn't mean we are popping them out tomorrow."

He knew at that moment he'd gone too far, "Wait, she isn't even your girlfriend yet and you've discussed kids?!" Noble began to back away slowly, if there was anything being a redhead had taught him was when to know ... it was time to run.