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time slows when your belly grows

So a while back I learned that it's not necessarily the best idea to not use contraception of any kind while being... well, active, and I'm dealing with the consequences now. I'm growing a new human inside my belly.

An actual real h u m a n.

The first thing my mother asked when I told her that I'm pregnant was if I know who the father is. Just because she had several options doesn't mean I'm the same, but I said I know for sure that it's not Chloe. She huffed at me and then laughed.

I had a doctor's appointment last week and was told that it's a girl. I was relieved because I know how girls work. Being one, I know how impossible they can be but I also know how to handle the impossible. My mother told me that she's going to spoil her rotten and she'll end up a princess like me. I promise you, this little princess is going to be the most spoiled little princess there is. An absolute nightmare of a diva. And so so so adored.

Tonight I'm going to ask Derek for a foot massage because I'm aching. I'm not a fan of all the aches but I do like it that my boobs are bigger. I think Derek likes them too.