J. Williams
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A Public Apology to All Readers
CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS:
Earlier today, the Daily Liar claimed that the exploitation of almost impossibly beautiful young men by villainous punk rock bands was endemic.
We now realise that this claim was false, and our lawyers inform us that our homes will be seized, and our families will turn their faces from us in shame if we do not immediately withdraw all previous statements.
We therefore formally renounce our previous article. The duplicitous, Machiavellian, and yet, undeniably physically attractive, so-called 'journalist' has been reprimanded, and henceforth will only continue to work for the Daily Liar on stories where we think that we can get away with it.
We would like to apologize to our readers, and to the wonderfully talented, kind, generous, and hopefully incredibly forgiving mysterious blonde who was the subject of the article, for any harm that our unfounded claims may have caused.
Please rest assured that the Daily Liar remains committed to the the kind of quality journalism that will allow us to continue to post pictures of scantily clad celebrities and influencers, while simultaneously railing at the moral decline of the world in general.
Wow, would you look at that? Yet again, those who dare to speak truth to power are silenced by The Man. Disgraceful.
Hmm? What's that? Bailiffs have come to take my car? Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...
Posted 3/31/2025, 11:00 AM
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