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bed, wed, or off your head (loverboy's diary) | Feb #OnlyHams 2

I know what you’re thinking—“Loverboy? Who, YOU?” And to that, I say: aye, even the best of us get weak in the knees sometimes. But fear not, dear readers, I’m still the same bastard you know and love—just with a slightly more romantic twist this time. In honour of St. Valentine, of course.

Been out and about, dodging Cupid’s arrows like they're cops, but love (or something resembling it) has a funny way of sneaking up on you. So here I am, back at it, ready to offer my unparalleled wisdom on the highs, the lows, and the downright tragicomic affairs of the heart.

That said, welcome to my latest venture: a blog dedicated to all things l’amour.

As I am a man of tradition, we'll keep things tidy with the usual Q&A and thirst traps for you thirsty folks. This time, however, our Q&A is being answered by the one and only, the first ever #OnlyHams love guru. Fuck yeah.

Howdy from your local love guru. Cowboy hat is for credibility. And cause I do look hot with it

Here are some brief advices for you, young padawans. Take it as a non-informed horoscope, if you will:

1) If they wanted to, they would.
2) If they say they "aren’t looking for anything serious," believe them.
3) If they play the guitar at parties unprompted, run.
4) If they write songs about their exes, I say double run.
5) If they're a very charming bloke named Jessie who casually slid into your PMs, do give them a chance.

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You see that? Why would you NOT give a chance?

Now, whether you’re single, taken, or in a situationship that could be classified as an extreme sport, I do hope you have a stellar valentine's. Godspeed. And if all else fails, there’s always my #OnlyHams.

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