I. Parsons

I. is 131 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
574

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1982

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
2680

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
16348

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
8908

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26769

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
42482

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66934

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6531

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5945

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3464

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
5465

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
21163

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16797

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17833

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
6026

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2499

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11959

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
77

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15403

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15900

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
11485

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2207

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7533

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
30484

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
12628

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
37441

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
14543

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
13451

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
27974

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
43597

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
42234

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
9419

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
15247

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
22976

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
32718

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
48088

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
71683

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
90590

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
143303

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
156831

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
29534

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
71171

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
23790

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21671

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
35077

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
85108

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
35343

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
40834

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
18675

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
74864

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
22011

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
24710

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
61404

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6837

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
38242

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
64264

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
43168

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
46846

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
45314

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
45711

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
43255

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
40864

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15026

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
42944

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
14395

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
23052

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
47555

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
18243

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
29972

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
30631

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
73962

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15627

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
57080

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
134169

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22840

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
18395

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23547

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
81599

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26672

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
15031

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
95383

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
236363

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
49777

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
20341

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
34007

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
26024

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
48305

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25653

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54668

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
141798

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
12121

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
36361

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
114215

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
42102

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
41370

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
36238

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
45730

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
49800

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
98845

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
99711

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
252008

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
76956

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
70482

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
39085

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
185787

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
45755

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
118315

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
68049

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
487901

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
95183

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
162387

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
150864

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
151300

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
493522

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27438

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
549215

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
194117

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
232570

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
296288

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1018561

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
311347

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
281347

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
628658

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1029641

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1231852