I. Parsons

I. is 130 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
553

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1971

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
2632

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
16258

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
8849

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26723

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
42401

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66855

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6431

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5911

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3434

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
5410

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
21127

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16763

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17796

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
6017

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2488

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11924

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
77

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15389

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15561

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
11435

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2189

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7518

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
30430

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
12567

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
37318

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
14470

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
13361

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
27875

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
43471

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
42076

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
9354

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
15174

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
22839

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
32593

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
47929

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
71527

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
90308

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
142851

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
156328

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
29432

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
70934

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
23726

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21599

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
34994

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
84859

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
35284

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
40735

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
18621

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
74693

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
21943

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
24629

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
61261

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6803

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
38112

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
64105

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
43068

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
46730

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
45218

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
45619

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
43151

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
40753

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15026

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
42847

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
14350

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
22992

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
47431

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
18189

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
29908

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
30559

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
73837

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15603

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
57034

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
134074

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22802

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
18327

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23474

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
81523

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26667

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14992

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
95277

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
236076

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
49636

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
20300

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33953

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
25980

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
48228

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25633

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54648

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
141655

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
12108

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
36317

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
114141

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
41942

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
41308

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
36181

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
45536

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
49615

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
98524

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
99647

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
252008

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
76883

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
70399

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
39046

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
185546

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
45684

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
118215

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
67988

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
487733

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
95093

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
162323

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
150758

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
151205

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
493522

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27431

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
549215

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
193987

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
232431

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
296157

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1018301

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
311226

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
281269

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
628531

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1029233

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1231425