I. Parsons

I. is 127 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
318

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1755

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
2158

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
15571

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
8460

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26225

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
41824

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66059

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6431

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5552

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3234

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
4892

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
20856

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16362

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17445

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5965

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2392

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11495

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
76

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15245

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15561

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
11005

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2078

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7348

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
29819

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
12085

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
36121

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
13935

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
13231

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
26969

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
42224

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
41215

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
8810

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
14220

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
21921

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
31588

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
46521

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
70072

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
88085

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
139397

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
152461

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
28718

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
69630

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
23339

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21053

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
34260

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
83251

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
34658

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
40075

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
18167

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
73392

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
21401

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
24003

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
59968

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6520

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
37208

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
62838

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
42247

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
45902

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
44387

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
44824

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
42360

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
39941

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15025

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
42048

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
13994

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
22567

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
46772

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
17775

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
29335

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
30159

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
72787

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15372

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
56625

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
132798

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22294

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
17907

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23036

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
80762

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26443

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14682

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
94369

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
233512

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
48963

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
19931

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33477

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
25603

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
47635

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25445

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54398

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
140317

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
12038

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
36035

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
113530

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
41453

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
40877

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
35750

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
45010

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
48968

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
97613

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
98927

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
250954

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
76103

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
69917

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
38750

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
183752

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
45286

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
117452

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
67351

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
486311

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
94385

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
161774

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
149950

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
150382

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
491987

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27370

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
547700

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
193138

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
231545

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
295274

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1016199

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
310262

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
280574

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
627541

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1026039

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1228053