I. Parsons

I. is 121 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Punk Us @ London.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1352

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
1198

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
14085

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
7482

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
25248

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
40579

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
64492

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
5203

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
4895

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
2892

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
3915

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
20264

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
15640

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
16792

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5814

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2192

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
10595

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
74

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
14978

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
14504

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
10068

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
1921

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7007

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
28520

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
11106

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
33500

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
12839

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
12535

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
24921

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
39304

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
39231

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
7689

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
12852

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
20078

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
29700

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
43353

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
66454

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
83859

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
131000

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
143187

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
27120

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
66840

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
22291

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
19923

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
32826

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
79667

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
33442

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
38645

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
17103

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
70212

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
20167

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
22646

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
57154

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6072

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
35183

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
59806

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
40732

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
44198

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
42746

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
43140

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
40754

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
38442

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15025

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
40475

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
13289

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
21707

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
45410

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
17047

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
28310

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
29201

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
70530

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
14906

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
55721

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
130348

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
21440

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
17157

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22158

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
79035

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
25933

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14014

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
92409

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
227880

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
47404

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
19157

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
32611

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
24742

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
46645

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25028

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
53843

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
137146

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
11869

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
35263

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
112237

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
40356

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
39878

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
34911

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
43619

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
47613

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
95618

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
96925

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
248379

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
74437

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
68728

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
37951

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
179917

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
44433

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
116027

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
66151

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
483178

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
93148

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
160753

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
148436

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
148674

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
488602

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27224

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
544199

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
191521

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
229845

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
293409

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1011766

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
308431

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
279204

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
625384

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1018877

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1220440