H. Sassenach

H. is 16 years old. She is the Lead Singer of Cookie Mould & the Smegmettes. H. is also known as "hopeless". H. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

H. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.

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Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 8 years
10		 186115
3/25/2024
20854

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 184683
1/26/2024
25681

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 177963
4/21/2023
41065

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 176920
3/8/2023
15931

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 176752
3/1/2023
17497

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 175573
1/11/2023
21804

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 173588
10/20/2022
9523

Lunar Rescue
10		 173588
10/20/2022
9726

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 173468
10/15/2022
28740

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 173217
10/5/2022
22511

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 172710
9/14/2022
35249

Spared no expense!
30		 172694
9/13/2022
11748

Released my first album
20		 172694
9/13/2022
161126

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 172587
9/9/2022
65107

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 172581
9/8/2022
112748

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 172044
8/17/2022
32920

Threw my first release party
10		 172022
8/16/2022
33935

Released my first single
10		 172022
8/16/2022
279758

Produced my First Track
10		 171851
8/9/2022
56091

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 171851
8/9/2022
626257

Got married!
20		 171238
7/14/2022
75131

Ready Player One
10		 170367
6/8/2022
14696

The Tao of Willie
10		 169827
5/17/2022
3587

Infamous Villains Nr. 1
10		 168667
3/29/2022
1471

Legendary Adventurers Nr. 2
10		 168593
3/26/2022
1043

Popmundo Triads Nr. 1
10		 168558
3/25/2022
1481

Fabled Thieves of Fantasia
10		 168558
3/25/2022
950

Historical Figures
10		 168497
3/22/2022
1784

Fabled Wizards of Fantasia
10		 168493
3/22/2022
934

Fabled Warriors of Fantasia
10		 168486
3/22/2022
885

Legendary Adventurers Nr.1
10		 168486
3/22/2022
1472

Played the game 6 years
10		 167727
2/18/2022
30499

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 160753
5/4/2021
7720

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 160256
4/13/2021
10426

Survived the 720 McFly Flip!
20		 160240
4/12/2021
8940

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 160143
4/8/2021
13271

Mastered my first trick!
10		 159834
3/26/2021
25707

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 159790
3/24/2021
40657

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159719
3/21/2021
2271

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 159593
3/16/2021
9024

Drugs are bad, mkay.
10		 159260
3/2/2021
3408

High as a Kite
10		 159256
3/2/2021
11511

Performed 500 Shows
50		 158331
1/23/2021
22067

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 157723
12/28/2020
41398

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 157662
12/26/2020
10467

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 157056
12/1/2020
41327

Crashed a release party
10		 156566
11/10/2020
39042

Composed 10 hits!
30		 154877
9/1/2020
20390

Performed my first marriage ceremony
10		 154873
9/1/2020
6883

Thank Kobe I Found the Key!
10		 151143
3/29/2020
6460

Performed before 10000 people
30		 150646
3/8/2020
47063

Bark at the Moon!
10		 150471
3/1/2020
6939

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 150156
2/17/2020
66627

Fortnite Frustration!
10		 150135
2/16/2020
7127

Eight Days a Week!
10		 149967
2/9/2020
7279

420 Superfriendly
10		 149802
2/2/2020
10959

High Times
10		 149802
2/2/2020
34594

Played the game 4 years
10		 149787
2/2/2020
44679

Played the game 2 years
10		 149787
2/2/2020
68006

Played the game 1 year
10		 149787
2/2/2020
85455

Played the game 1 month
10		 149787
2/2/2020
134437

Played the game 1 week
10		 149787
2/2/2020
147039

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 135419
6/13/2018
43397

Reached a chess rating of 1000
10		 135291
6/8/2018
4041

Won my first ranked chess game
10		 135216
6/5/2018
4925

Determined the Fate of the Kraken
10		 134931
5/24/2018
29604

As seen on The Late Show
10		 134741
5/16/2018
39188

Joined the mile high club
20		 134561
5/8/2018
44796

As seen on Music Television
10		 134484
5/5/2018
43789

Who ya gonna call?
20		 134452
5/4/2018
23003

Visited Antenora
30		 134452
5/4/2018
26144

Killed 500 zombies
20		 134451
5/4/2018
25096

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 134401
5/2/2018
35591

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!
20		 134303
4/27/2018
10637

Discovered 10 treasures!
10		 134246
4/25/2018
6294

Discovered 5 treasures!
10		 134140
4/21/2018
8113

It's a pirate's life for me!
10		 134104
4/19/2018
6462

The Achievement
10		 134102
4/19/2018
6533

Found the Needle!
10		 134041
4/17/2018
6953

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133717
4/3/2018
12852

Discovered my first treasure!
10		 133080
3/8/2018
11856

Attended a release party
10		 133047
3/6/2018
41122

The Blizzard of 98
10		 132864
2/27/2018
10256

5000 days!
10		 132821
2/25/2018
53744

Composed 5 hits!
20		 132819
2/25/2018
33420

Composed my first hit!
10		 132819
2/25/2018
81133

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 132819
2/25/2018
131442

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!
20		 130394
11/16/2017
8260

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 130337
11/13/2017
25174

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 130327
11/13/2017
54045

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 130270
11/10/2017
15077

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 129235
9/28/2017
38373

Crossed the Desert
20		 128632
9/3/2017
44360

Played the city lottery
10		 128341
8/22/2017
71548

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 128160
8/15/2017
17564

Became a parent for the first time
20		 127883
8/3/2017
97698

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 127667
7/25/2017
10464

Founded a Social Club
20		 127351
7/12/2017
7283

Faced my Fears
10		 127275
7/9/2017
40904

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127199
7/5/2017
17553

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127026
6/28/2017
20684

Cured my first patient
10		 127015
6/28/2017
38237

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126954
6/25/2017
23204

Performed 100 shows
20		 126945
6/25/2017
45950

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126806
6/19/2017
58271

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 126302
5/29/2017
44880

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 126156
5/23/2017
294119

The Scarlet Letter
10		 126052
5/19/2017
8381

Starchild
50		 124769
3/26/2017
5805

Hard Boiled
10		 124757
3/26/2017
5511

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 124003
2/22/2017
27697

Nec Plus Ultra
30		 123606
2/6/2017
9636

Crown of Atlantis
10		 123500
2/1/2017
20869

Team Nautilus
10		 123500
2/1/2017
9034

Climbed the Mountain
10		 123263
1/22/2017
48168

Mosaic Marvels
20		 123120
1/17/2017
14656

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 122690
12/30/2016
484466

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 122535
12/23/2016
249138

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 122516
12/22/2016
35927

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122329
12/15/2016
12364

Completed a World Tour
20		 122117
12/6/2016
93663

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 122014
12/1/2016
116578

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 121934
11/28/2016
149041

Performed my first decent concert
10		 121915
11/27/2016
149348

Walked Through the Forest
15		 121901
11/27/2016
96565

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 121839
11/24/2016
192160

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 121797
11/22/2016
230508

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 121791
11/22/2016
1021928

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 121767
11/21/2016
309183

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121587
11/14/2016
61014

Unholy Diver
20		 121507
11/10/2016
20394

Secrets of the Deep
20		 121466
11/9/2016
23023

Garage Band
10		 121220
10/29/2016
93222

Performed my first concert
10		 120566
10/2/2016
1223694

Killed 100 zombies
15		 120268
9/20/2016
40289

Killed my first zombie
10		 120267
9/20/2016
69225

Hung Ten Everywhere!
10		 120264
9/20/2016
6585

Knowledge is Power
20		 120257
9/19/2016
71413

Hang Ten on 40 beaches
10		 120112
9/13/2016
7078

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 119808
9/1/2016
1013638

Song Writing 101
10		 119808
9/1/2016
79719

Completed my first guide
10		 119808
9/1/2016
230329

Hang Ten on 30 beaches
10		 119764
8/30/2016
7714

Hang Ten on 20 beaches
10		 119342
8/12/2016
8538

Hang Ten on 10 beaches
10		 119183
8/5/2016
9786

Hang Ten!
10		 118587
7/12/2016
15476

The Hoff
10		 117381
5/22/2016
29023

Participated in 100 activities
30		 113329
12/6/2015
18384

Found True Beauty
20		 111681
9/28/2015
22950

Collected 100 autographs
20		 109549
7/1/2015
12033

Participated in 25 activities
20		 108056
4/30/2015
39956

Collected my first autograph
10		 107659
4/13/2015
29571

Became VIP
10		 103016
10/2/2014
181506

Participated in 5 activities
10		 102564
9/13/2014
67927

Celebrated Halloween
10		 100599
6/23/2014
545937

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 100454
6/17/2014
48023

Became Chieftain of a Social Club
15		 100352
6/13/2014
58541

Joined a Social Club
10		 98103
3/11/2014
138384

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 98103
3/11/2014
11933

Celebrated New Year
10		 98103
3/11/2014
489679

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. H. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

His Master's Voice
10		 129906
10/26/2017
6722

Completed 100 Heists
20		 129444
10/7/2017
5752

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129240
9/29/2017
5551

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 128415
8/25/2017
18743

Know when to fold 'em
10		 128415
8/25/2017
16900

Going Postal
10		 128297
8/20/2017
6861

Broke out of jail
20		 127933
8/5/2017
9323

Bubba University Alumni
10		 127921
8/5/2017
21473

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 127920
8/5/2017
29319

Wanted Criminal
10		 127452
7/16/2017
11707

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 127452
7/16/2017
17172

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 127452
7/16/2017
6498

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 127452
7/16/2017
6405

Completed 10 Heists
10		 127337
7/11/2017
11120

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 127219
7/6/2017
34617

320GB
10		 127219
7/6/2017
9058

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 127172
7/4/2017
17816

Under the Radar
10		 127153
7/4/2017
17724

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 127153
7/4/2017
13682

Completed My First Heist
10		 127153
7/4/2017
22489

Know when to hold 'em
10		 127087
7/1/2017
36163