J. Funk

J. is 29 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Don't fret. I have a bill for them for rent, with retroactive interest. We should come up on top.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Got married!
20		 188382
6/28/2024
74428

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 186702
4/19/2024
11279

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183727
12/17/2023
5668

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 176785
3/3/2023
10198

Played the game 6 years
10		 176379
2/14/2023
29697

Ready Player One
10		 174100
11/11/2022
14078

Lunar Rescue
10		 174100
11/11/2022
8970

The Tao of Willie
10		 174046
11/8/2022
3357

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 174043
11/8/2022
8779

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 172109
8/20/2022
37612

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166354
12/23/2021
9086

Completed 500 Heists
50		 164946
10/25/2021
1725

Participated in 100 activities
30		 163856
9/10/2021
17975

8000 zombies killed
40		 162485
7/15/2021
5731

4000 zombies killed
35		 161238
5/24/2021
8887

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159720
3/22/2021
2191

Visited the Shifty Underground Club
20		 158936
2/17/2021
2766

Looking for Sevens!
10		 158936
2/17/2021
2615

Played the game 4 years
10		 158833
2/13/2021
43345

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 158224
1/18/2021
7476

High as a Kite
10		 153508
7/6/2020
11101

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 147885
11/14/2019
8753

High Times
10		 144100
6/10/2019
33487

Corporate Espionage
10		 142672
4/11/2019
4098

Played the game 2 years
10		 141316
2/14/2019
66440

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 140255
12/31/2018
9881

The Office
10		 139400
11/26/2018
6373

Pharmaceutical Felony
10		 139366
11/24/2018
4445

Played the game 1 year
10		 139334
11/23/2018
83850

Played the game 1 month
10		 139334
11/23/2018
130978

Played the game 1 week
10		 139334
11/23/2018
143153

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 136984
8/17/2018
17153

Joined a Social Club
10		 136578
7/31/2018
137141

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133728
4/4/2018
12534

Participated in 25 activities
20		 132372
2/6/2018
39230

Knowledge is Power
20		 131913
1/18/2018
70525

His Master's Voice
10		 131531
1/2/2018
6497

Became a parent for the first time
20		 131372
12/26/2017
96920

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 131190
12/19/2017
47403

5000 days!
10		 131003
12/11/2017
52593

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 130800
12/3/2017
10234

The Blizzard of 98
10		 130753
12/1/2017
10256

Under the Radar II
20		 130610
11/25/2017
4012

The Bank Job
10		 130610
11/25/2017
4165

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 129939
10/28/2017
35262

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award
20		 129489
10/9/2017
2856

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129450
10/7/2017
5419

Going Postal
10		 129286
9/30/2017
6665

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 129169
9/26/2017
14013

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 129167
9/25/2017
19156

Killed 500 zombies
20		 129165
9/25/2017
24740

Killed 100 zombies
15		 129164
9/25/2017
39877

Killed my first zombie
10		 129164
9/25/2017
68725

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 128639
9/3/2017
7007

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128524
8/30/2017
17098

Completed 100 Heists
20		 128520
8/30/2017
5576

Played the city lottery
10		 128372
8/23/2017
70205

The Hoff
10		 127755
7/29/2017
28520

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127367
7/12/2017
20164

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126968
6/26/2017
22642

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126802
6/19/2017
57140

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 126572
6/9/2017
27110

Crashed a release party
10		 126327
5/30/2017
38437

Wanted Criminal
10		 125815
5/9/2017
11423

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 125665
5/3/2017
16858

Tomb Raider
10		 125665
5/3/2017
3967

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 125543
4/27/2017
35176

Attended a release party
10		 125420
4/22/2017
40470

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 125367
4/20/2017
17446

Participated in 5 activities
10		 125143
4/11/2017
66839

Celebrated New Year
10		 124975
4/4/2017
488602

Know when to fold 'em
10		 124857
3/30/2017
16595

Celebrated Halloween
10		 124789
3/27/2017
544199

320GB
10		 124710
3/24/2017
8820

Under the Radar III
30		 124709
3/24/2017
6302

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 124709
3/24/2017
6313

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 124709
3/24/2017
6223

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 124690
3/23/2017
18388

Completed 10 Heists
10		 124636
3/21/2017
10832

Broke out of jail
20		 124596
3/19/2017
9073

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 124593
3/19/2017
28762

Walked Through the Forest
15		 124584
3/19/2017
95618

Braille Receipt
10		 124541
3/17/2017
6820

Turned in my first challenge
10		 124497
3/15/2017
59785

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 124456
3/13/2017
483167

Under the Radar
10		 124423
3/12/2017
17331

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 124423
3/12/2017
13363

Completed My First Heist
10		 124423
3/12/2017
22026

Became VIP
10		 124158
3/1/2017
179909

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 123882
2/17/2017
248379

The Blizzard of 91
10		 123874
2/17/2017
12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 123794
2/14/2017
1011758

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 123785
2/13/2017
33957

Know when to hold 'em
10		 123785
2/13/2017
35469

Completed my first guide
10		 123785
2/13/2017
227874