P. Bastard

P. is 44 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Highgate Cemetery.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
188829
7/16/2024

1516

Played the game 16 years!

10
188432
6/30/2024

1692

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

4383

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

18460

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

7888

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

25751

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41179

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

65220

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

5470

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

9051

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

48168

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

8247

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15077

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

11583

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

7752

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

25879

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

11018

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

40863

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

34797

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

29604

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

10637

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

13542

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

20991

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

30644

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

44906

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

68335

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

85758

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

135107

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

147733

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

38544

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

4050

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

12852

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

17617

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

4930

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

71820

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

20783

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

23320

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

5211

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

20470

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

33512

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

81426

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

58487

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

27795

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

43916

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

36073

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

61262

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

39307

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

41467

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

41534

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

44993

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

43535

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

29112

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

3049

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15025

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

3751

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

6053

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

11713

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

19

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

11762

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

41230

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

39114

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

34012

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

9677

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

20929

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

12012

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

14702

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

4100

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

4099

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

9817

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

20460

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

40121

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

23095

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

68148

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

6285

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

71580

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

8284

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

25216

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

54109

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

15107

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

56142

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

46

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

15991

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

21882

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

17543

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22565

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

13599

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

22126

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

46054

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

17416

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

28797

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17138

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

8222

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

11848

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

23017

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

26158

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

15105

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

20581

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

93356

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

230731

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

79842

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

38273

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

48185

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

17101

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

44360

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

14326

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

19514

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

32980

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

96565

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

112847

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

40904

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

35303

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

237

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11229

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

279862

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

66694

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

93745

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

626396

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

149467

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

25129

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

161219

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1549

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

40329

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27304

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

249588

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

35651

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

69263

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10790

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

75243

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1082

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

131645

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

181749

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

545937

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4586

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

484704

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

47131

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

490204

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

44897

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

116665

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

149138

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

192276

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

230647

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

309299

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

294282

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1022431

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1013949

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1224227

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

58617

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

138713

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

97832

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

17227