Scratching My Balls While Lighting A Fart

Song Details

Scratching My Balls While Lighting A Fart is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Andante. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are perfect. The song was written 11/22/2007 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is incredible.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Electric Guitar

Special Lyrics

(Nigel and Rex enter the stage dressed in footballshirts, with their flies open, looking drunk, Jess is dressed like a Monty Python style housewife)


burp ...

let's have another beer
and talk some more sports
when the girls aint here
we easily get bored

let's scratch our balls
while we light our farts
make prank phonecalls
and throw some darts


where would we be
without bleeders
those chromosomically challenged
hormone bombs

but please don't ever tell
how much we need them
cause then forever we'll suffer
under their thumbs

a man is a man is a man is a man
only when he ducks the frying pan
coming home late from a binge at the pub
only to find a plate of cold grub

but the moments we truly regret
is climbing the stairs to an empty bed
and laughing and pointing at the TV
when there's noone to ignore this hilarity


so let's bless the bleeders
with all of our hearts
but don't forget to scratch our balls
while lighting a fart


(Nigel and Rex jump to the corner of the stage while Jess throws random domestic objects at them like cooking utensils, crockery, flowerpots and balls of knittinwool)

Record Releases

C-volution, a study in erotic politics
Last one in the water get's the dog

Covers

This song is being performed as a cover by the following artists:

• •KoRn•
• aeuheuaheuahe
• •KoяİdOя•
• METALLİCA & IRON MAİDEN
• √√√≈ {яосќ οи }≈ √√√