P. Bastard
P. is 44 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Highgate Cemetery.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Fluffy bank accounts
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Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Drums
Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
She got arrested for fraud,
thrown in jail by some bold SA guy,
she was almost dead at a time,
destined to die.
I feel no remorse,
I was the fucking big boss,
using my position to boost my ego,
but I had to let it all go.
Not without a fight,
not without sticking it to the man,
I was destined to go out on a lake,
or just spend the rest of my days locked up in jail.
But this girl and the judge she had,
placed a smile on my face,
just looking at her case,
made me laugh more even if the guy was my lad.
She had a fluffy bank account,
nothing you've ever seen before,
maybe he was thinking of her cunt,
and then the fluffiness is something I loved even more.
So we all sing and laugh
I'm fluffy, who are you?
I don't understand. But you're quite fluffy too!
All the cops were screaming - I want my fluffy account too!
All I could say is - talk to Qu.
The man, the legend, the English professor,
became our greatest inspiration and opressor.
Fluffy bank account now that's a deal,
maybe you could cop a feel,
of a girl behind the desk,
and let your gizmo do the rest.
I'm fluffy, who are you?
I don't understand. But you're quite fluffy too!
Fluff this, fluff that, nothing is more addictive,
nothing beats it, nothing gets you high like a fluffy bank account.
But, Phil our CoP is, who are you, I no understand?
Qu, you're the best.
I predict a nice heist on that bank,
but you better turn your eyes blank,
cuz the fluffiness made us crank.
Is it a cunt, is it a name, I don't care,
fluffy bank account is here to stay.
I'm fluffy, who are you?
I don't understand. But you're quite fluffy too!