P. Bastard
P. is 44 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Highgate Cemetery.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Lowlife scumbag cocksucker, my Tourette acting out
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Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Special Lyrics
I like sitting on my porch,
and I like spitting on my porsche,
but only when I have someone to clean... it.
I like jacking off in your ear,
it's not very very mean,
just that it help me breathe,
when you're chocking on my dick.
I like feeding my ducks,
this is just how many I give of fucks,
I like ridding in my trucks,
with shiny reels,
oh how good it feels.
COCKSUCKER! SHIT ON YOUR TITS!
Good morning I'd like some bread,
so my hens can be fed.
This is how much I care,
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS TILL SHIT DRIPS DOWN YOUR CHIN!
Oh how good does it feel.
La la la la...