D. Swink

D. is 101 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Daisey Salter. D. is located in Tokyo at The MeTaL House [Tokyo].

D. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

The songs of D.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
Jesus wears a trucker hat 200 1878876/7/2024
Hang'em high! 725 1876485/28/2024
Moonshine and banjos 490 1860333/22/2024
When your stepmom is your sister 340 1856713/7/2024
Your mum and me 500 18327511/28/2023
I left my Stetson in Blötberget 500 18317711/24/2023
NASCAR is for little girls 500 18192610/3/2023
Rednecks must die! 500 1817149/24/2023
Horse Manure 485 1816039/19/2023
Swinkier Than Thou 500 16611312/13/2021
The Unholy Republic of Swink 500 16593312/5/2021
Hungry for Swink 500 16561711/22/2021
Never mind the seeds - here's the Swink! 500 16494310/25/2021
Who do I have to blow to get a seed? 500 1643179/29/2021
Seeds of Sorrow 500 1640259/17/2021
Gimme Gimme Those Seeds! 500 1606204/28/2021
Counting My Toes 500 1603294/16/2021
Do ya Swink I'm sexy? 500 1601414/8/2021
Swink Nation 500 1594893/12/2021
Back to Swink 500 1593703/7/2021
Backwards People from up North 500 721073/24/2011
Din Mamma och Jag 500 720143/20/2011
Surf Nazis Must Die! 500 707701/27/2011
A Really Fast Song 500 706741/23/2011
Great Fucking Song that Kicks Ass! 500 705431/18/2011
Facepalm 500 6854410/27/2010
In Your Face 500 6843410/22/2010
Röck Döts 500 6832510/17/2010
How hot is my wife? Zzzzziiizzzzling! 500 672229/1/2010
Rendezvous (My knuckles and your face) 500 670968/27/2010
Red 500 655536/24/2010
Cute, fluffy little lambs (Bloodbath) 500 652666/12/2010
XXX 500 650766/4/2010
Kgrmtz! 500 649675/30/2010
Poof 500 634173/27/2010
Death to False Metal! 500 633433/24/2010
Go to Hell! 500 632283/19/2010
Knucklesandwich 500 631063/14/2010
You suck! 500 630123/10/2010
Feel That Swinky Music Baby 500 616221/11/2010
Music for The Minions 500 615491/8/2010
Gris är gott 500 614811/5/2010
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck (Merry Xmas) 500 613891/1/2010
The Wife Demands a Song 500 6116412/23/2009
Just Another Song 500 6048711/25/2009
Satan sucks Mayor ass! 500 6019911/13/2009
Whatever you do I'll do your mum 500 6008611/8/2009
A Perfect Day to Kill a Troll 500 5993611/2/2009
Bunny Ears are Metal 500 581118/18/2009
S.W.I.N.K. 500 579058/9/2009
Porrpung 500 577348/2/2009
Give War a Chance 500 561015/26/2009
Non VIP:s are Lesser Humans 500 559795/21/2009
Thierry got chlamydia 500 5057710/8/2008
Fatter By The Day 500 5057710/8/2008
Tribadism 500 5057710/8/2008
Cumbucket 500 496228/29/2008
The Incredible Hunkaliciousness of Des Swink 500 494488/22/2008
Lars Lagerbäck must die! 500 486717/20/2008
Alkmaarians Smell of Cheese 500 477006/10/2008
Scrotum Bouncing Against Scrotum 500 475206/3/2008
Swink, motherfucker! Swink! 500 467885/3/2008
Punk, motherfucker! Punk! 500 464734/20/2008
Apollo Rocket of Love 500 460984/4/2008
M.I.L.F. 500 407398/25/2007
Pixelcounters Have Small Dicks 500 396927/12/2007
Lizzette is a Slut! 500 386095/28/2007
Kolbie The Cheese Girl 500 352801/10/2007
Lame, Lamer, Bruinsma 500 3481912/21/2006
Pretty in Swink 500 3457312/11/2006
Ge Mig Säd! 500 3402211/18/2006
The Garden Gnome Liberation Army 500 313697/31/2006
Popomundo Messiah 500 307577/5/2006
Melvin The Brave 500 307577/5/2006
The Evil Gnome has a Posse 500 302066/12/2006
158 Days (At The Top) 500 278953/8/2006
Morning Wood 500 277563/2/2006
Situnayake Bukake 500 265341/10/2006
GOD SMACKING! 500 2592712/16/2005
Niklas Gustavsson Eats Dog Food 500 2436910/12/2005
I Made Bubba Eat His Soap 500 2415610/3/2005
Niklas Gustavsson Wears Diapers 500 238159/19/2005
Mae Fy Hofrenfad Yn Llawn O Lyswennod 500 234779/5/2005
No Sleep 'Til Görky Park 500 232068/24/2005
The Track That Was Later Deleted 500 229638/14/2005
Légpárnás Hajóm Tele Van Angolnákkal 500 226668/2/2005
Mia Kusenveturilo Estas Plena Da Angiloj 500 223837/21/2005
Mea Navicula Pendens Anguillarum Plena Est 500 220447/7/2005
(Michael Hopper) Burn In Hell 500 218296/28/2005
My Skeertuig Is Vol Van Palinge 500 215626/17/2005
Mit Svævefartøj Er Fuld Af Ål 500 210565/27/2005
Moj Hoverkraft Je Pun Jegulja 500 208165/17/2005
The Unladen Swallow (The Bridge of Death Part III) 500 192483/13/2005
Red (The Bridge of Death Part II) 500 190773/5/2005
Blue (The Bridge of Death Part I) 500 188762/25/2005
Never Trust A Kissing Slut 500 185132/10/2005
Pining For The Fiords 500 1743512/27/2004
Gul Snö 500 1722012/18/2004
Fetchez La Vache 500 1695112/7/2004
And After The Spanking, The Oral Sex 500 1652011/19/2004
A spanking! A spanking! 500 1630511/10/2004
Oh, Wicked, Bad, Naughty, Evil Zoot! 500 1612311/2/2004
Bad Bad Zoot! 500 1594510/26/2004
Norwegian Blue 500 140538/8/2004
Silly English Kniggits! 500 139538/4/2004
Brave Sir Robin! 500 137857/28/2004
Hairway To Steven 500 133897/11/2004
Bring Out Your Dead 500 133147/8/2004
The Eternal Quest for Shrubberies 500 132347/5/2004
We are The Knights who say Ni! 500 123285/28/2004
Stonehard Pöwer 500 122755/26/2004
Our second song. 500 114164/20/2004
Our first song. 500 114164/20/2004