Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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If It Pleases The Crowd
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360
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1891527/30/2024
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Dorsal Light Response
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700
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1888747/18/2024
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European Cuisine
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780
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1845231/19/2024
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Missing The Little Green Man
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735
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18241110/23/2023
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Clothing Misunderstander
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490
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18227410/17/2023
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Pesky Kids
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500
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1814389/12/2023
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i put on my robe and wizard hat
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250
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1805908/8/2023
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Jiggle Physics
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500
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1801297/20/2023
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Numbers make my head hurt
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425
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1787995/25/2023
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Snitches get stitches
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310
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1787125/22/2023
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Spitting on you; be grateful
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500
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1774283/29/2023
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reinvention
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500
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1770923/15/2023
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Poporazzi
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500
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1716037/30/2022
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Sugar Drips
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500
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1689864/12/2022
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Writing my own damn song for once
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500
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1688224/5/2022
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Putting the con in conjugal
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500
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1681883/9/2022
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Young! Young! I'm Ever So Young!
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500
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1600854/6/2021
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Shouldn't a lackey do this for me?
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500
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1546848/24/2020
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How Old???
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500
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14881712/23/2019
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Hypocrisy Is A Helluva Drug
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500
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1439756/4/2019
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whatevs
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500
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1417563/4/2019
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We're running out of songs, Kobedammit
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500
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13813710/4/2018
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Psychic Cheese
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500
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1380029/29/2018
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I have some questions
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500
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1352556/6/2018
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Soulstice
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500
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13146512/30/2017
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Goodbyes
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500
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13116212/18/2017
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Friday
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500
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12986010/24/2017
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All Hail Me
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500
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12974110/19/2017
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Singy Singy Song Song
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500
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1284768/28/2017
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YeYe
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500
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1278227/31/2017
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Peeps Be Cray-Cray
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500
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1259225/13/2017
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So moreish
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500
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1245873/19/2017
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Arsedness Level Minimal
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285
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1244553/13/2017
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The East Wind
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500
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1235762/5/2017
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Ellipses are the devil's work
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500
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1230941/15/2017
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The Lonely Birthday Cake
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500
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1228011/3/2017
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Elegance is my Middle Name
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500
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12231812/14/2016
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The Trouble with Tribbles
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500
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12217912/8/2016
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I should probably write a song now
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500
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12163311/16/2016
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Ladeda
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500
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12112110/25/2016
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The sitting around in London song
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500
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1191248/3/2016
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#WakeUpSheeple
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500
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1177656/7/2016
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Simulacra
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500
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1175945/31/2016
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My Mediocre Music bores the World
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500
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1173145/20/2016
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Modern Contemporary
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500
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1167414/26/2016
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Repertoire Arse-kicker
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500
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1163404/9/2016
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Giddy-up pony, and get your hay
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500
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1153202/27/2016
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Oh the Drama! (Feat. The Mad Cellist)
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500
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1152052/22/2016
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The Cuddly Snowman
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500
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1140341/4/2016
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Aurora Borealis
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500
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11371712/22/2015
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Civility Is An Artform
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500
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11341212/9/2015
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Chenille Mop My Tears
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500
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11276011/12/2015
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Argh, I'm running out of songs
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500
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11266111/8/2015
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Big Pimpin' Phil Style
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500
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11241510/28/2015
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Noli me tangere
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500
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1105018/10/2015
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An Ode to Ginger, aka Stop Screaming Now
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500
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1094616/27/2015
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1 <3 Whisky
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500
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1090236/9/2015
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Mechanical Bull
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500
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1078564/22/2015
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Gremlin on the Wing
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500
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1072053/25/2015
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A Song About How Great Phil Is
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500
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1066403/2/2015
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Budapissed
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500
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1064052/20/2015
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The Garden Gnome and the Disco Ball
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500
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1058521/28/2015
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So Special
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500
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1057181/22/2015
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Golden Barred Goddess
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500
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10492612/20/2014
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Smarf Shall Save the Universe
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500
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10395811/10/2014
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The Most Beautiful Bum in the World
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500
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10355510/24/2014
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Transformative
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500
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1021838/28/2014
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Devant: 3eme mouvement
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500
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1019148/17/2014
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Devant: 2eme mouvement
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500
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1008897/5/2014
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Devant: 1er mouvement
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500
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1003806/14/2014
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Avant: 3eme mouvement
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500
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1001796/6/2014
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Avant: 2eme mouvement
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500
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1001796/6/2014
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Avant: 1er mouvement
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500
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1001796/6/2014
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Shasu of Yhw
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500
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994075/4/2014
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The Valley of the Thracian Rulers
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500
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977922/26/2014
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Etemenanki
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500
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977922/26/2014
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The Dark Lords of Hattusha
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500
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9580112/5/2013
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Aetolian League
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500
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9580112/5/2013
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The Attalids of Pergamon
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500
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9504911/4/2013
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Companions of the Rass
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500
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9504911/4/2013
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Meshwesh and the Sea Peoples
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500
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9448310/11/2013
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Serbonian Bog
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500
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940099/22/2013
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Beastie
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500
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939039/17/2013
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Nemeses
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500
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938019/13/2013
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Who's Who?
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500
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936069/5/2013
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Banana Mañana
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500
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927187/30/2013
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Generic Songtitle
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500
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918346/23/2013
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The Room in the Elephant
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500
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913986/5/2013
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The Island of the Creepy Dolls
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500
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912565/30/2013
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Another song, well I neverer!
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500
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8615610/29/2012
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A song, well I never!
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500
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8556810/5/2012
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Terribly Clever Classical Music Pun
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500
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848539/5/2012
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What Doesn't Kill You
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500
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842368/10/2012
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The Classics are the Best
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500
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841408/6/2012
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Bugger Off Chelsea
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500
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823965/26/2012
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Goings On
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500
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822465/19/2012
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Posturing Pustules
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500
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821525/16/2012
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Follow That Guide!
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500
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821525/16/2012
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In With the Out Crowd
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500
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817434/28/2012
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Desperate Poaching Affray
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500
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815514/20/2012
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Killer on the Lam
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500
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810043/29/2012
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Diddlydiddlydebedobedoo
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500
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804273/5/2012
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Foiled Again! (Nikita's Song)
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500
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791911/13/2012
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I found this Higgs Boson down the back of the sofa
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500
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789611/4/2012
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Oi'll Give It Foive
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500
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7844212/13/2011
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French Spies Wear Berets
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500
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7743911/1/2011
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Rhythm of the HOOONNNKKK!
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500
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7724610/24/2011
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Cor Blimey, Guv'nor!
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500
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765979/27/2011
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Life's Mediocre Pageant
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500
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764669/22/2011
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Sofa Factory
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500
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759318/30/2011
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KTC Pure Butter Ghee
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500
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756948/20/2011
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Golly Gosh and Botheration
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500
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754598/11/2011
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Lunch at Cartier
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500
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752638/2/2011
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Eating the Animals in the Zoo
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500
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729304/27/2011
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The Fundaments
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500
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728164/23/2011
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Ooh la la
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500
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725324/11/2011
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Time Winds
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500
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722924/1/2011
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Maggie the Cat
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500
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722213/29/2011
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The Heat Death of the Universe
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500
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719343/17/2011
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Bazoom
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500
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717303/8/2011
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Euphemia did the Can-Can
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500
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715693/2/2011
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The Best Song Ever Written
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500
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713912/22/2011
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Day of Rage
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500
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710502/8/2011
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Phone Numbers Of The Dead
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500
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709272/3/2011
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Scenes of Devastation and Distress
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500
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6968512/13/2010
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Don't Call Me Shirley
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500
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6964312/11/2010
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Oh hey, it's another song. What were the chances?
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500
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6925311/25/2010
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Neu! Reloaded
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500
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6909411/18/2010
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Enter The Neu!
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500
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6896811/13/2010
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Attack of the Killer Neu!
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500
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6882411/7/2010
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Revenge of the Neu!
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500
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6867911/1/2010
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Neu! III: this time it's personal
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500
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6854910/27/2010
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Even Neu!er!
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500
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6840410/21/2010
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Neu!
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500
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6828610/16/2010
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Eternity
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500
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6801010/4/2010
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Aubergine
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500
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678399/27/2010
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They Shoot Does, Don't They?
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500
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674269/10/2010
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O Camisole Mio
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500
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669868/23/2010
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The Day The Puns Ran Out
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500
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666678/9/2010
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Adagio for G-Strings
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500
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664988/2/2010
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Bracarole
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500
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663137/26/2010
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Madame Buttonfly
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500
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661537/19/2010
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Turandrawers
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500
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660337/14/2010
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Rhapsody in Bloomers
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500
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658697/7/2010
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O Fortunbra
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500
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657617/3/2010
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La Forza del Décolletage
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500
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654666/20/2010
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The Babydoll of Seville
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500
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653416/15/2010
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The Nutscracker Suite
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500
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652356/11/2010
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Air on a Granny Knicker
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500
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651156/6/2010
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lalala
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500
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650106/1/2010
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Byzantium
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|
500
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631173/14/2010
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A Girl and a Gun
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500
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629723/8/2010
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Goulash is tasty
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500
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617461/16/2010
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Pigalle
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500
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614601/4/2010
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24/7/56
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500
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6076112/6/2009
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On the Many Exciting Uses of an Accordion
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500
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582818/25/2009
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A Bright Spark
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500
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580578/16/2009
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The Spectacle of the Society
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500
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575837/27/2009
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Airs and the Graces
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500
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570427/4/2009
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Moderne
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500
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566276/17/2009
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Symphony of Doom
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500
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562075/30/2009
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The Virtues
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500
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560765/25/2009
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Opera Schmopera
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500
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557875/13/2009
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If You Want To Speak Out, Speak Out
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500
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551424/16/2009
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Suki's Cookies
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500
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548924/6/2009
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A Frozen Lakeside Is No Place For My Friends
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500
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542783/11/2009
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The Melbourne Method
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500
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539842/27/2009
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Orvallian Nightmare
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500
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534302/4/2009
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The Heroine Pines For Her Lost Love
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500
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531391/23/2009
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The Satisfying Dénouement
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500
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528421/10/2009
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The One People Will Whistle On The Way Home
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500
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5260112/31/2008
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The Fat Lady Is Singing, Time To Go Home
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500
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5212212/11/2008
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Oh Look! A Chorus Appeared From Nowhere!
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500
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5191212/3/2008
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My twin has fallen for my cross-dressing disguise
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500
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5176111/26/2008
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The Midget In My Bag Is My Long Lost Gypsy Child
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500
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5158711/19/2008
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Finit
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500
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5042310/1/2008
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The Gay Arthropod
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|
500
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498289/7/2008
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Celebrity Minge
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|
500
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496308/29/2008
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Griefer Fangirl
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|
500
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494658/23/2008
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Kynodesme
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|
500
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485807/17/2008
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[Insert Proper Song Title Here]
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|
500
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482567/3/2008
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Poporoos = Tour = Beer
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500
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481056/27/2008
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Beard or Merkin?
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500
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476266/7/2008
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You Just Put Your Lips Together
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500
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473005/24/2008
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The Ointment In Your Fly
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500
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470835/15/2008
|
Bicycle Xylophone Cupcake
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500
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463404/14/2008
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O! Banjolina!
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500
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461964/8/2008
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I'd love to write a title but I'm all out of ideas
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500
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459543/29/2008
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It's A Bit Stormy Out
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500
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458483/25/2008
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There Will Be No Hallelujahs
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500
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458473/25/2008
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Vicki Sees Dead People
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500
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445742/1/2008
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A Song for Melboonia
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500
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441381/14/2008
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Otis Crawford is a Loon
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|
500
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441381/14/2008
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This is a Random Song Title
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500
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4339412/14/2007
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When Repertoires Go Bad
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500
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4324012/7/2007
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Bound to Please
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|
500
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4308112/1/2007
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My pink oboe's bigger than your pink oboe
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|
500
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4293511/24/2007
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Hang 'em, flog 'em, string 'em up
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|
500
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4266611/13/2007
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When a Zombie Meets a Shotgun
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500
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4245011/4/2007
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Everyone Loves Those Cute Little Kitties
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|
500
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4224210/27/2007
|
Spectacular Accordions
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|
500
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4192810/14/2007
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The Lady is a Judge
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|
500
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415519/28/2007
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Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
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|
500
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412259/14/2007
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The Days Are Just Packed
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|
500
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407228/24/2007
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Fuck off, Al Jolson
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|
500
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403688/10/2007
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I knew Garbo before she wanted to be alone
|
|
500
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399537/23/2007
|
Chaney After Midnight
|
|
500
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394267/1/2007
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I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille
|
|
500
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392586/24/2007
|
Clara's Got Wings (or How an It Girl Came Undone)
|
|
500
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390636/16/2007
|
Naked On Her Goat
|
|
500
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389256/10/2007
|
The Day They Buried Rudy
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|
500
|
385435/25/2007
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Trapped on a ice-floe with Lillian
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|
500
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382735/14/2007
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Buster vs the Blinking Buzzards
|
|
500
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379615/1/2007
|
Teaserama
|
|
500
|
376084/17/2007
|
Zen and the Art of Accordion Maintenance
|
|
500
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374374/9/2007
|
The Vagabond Legionnaire Chimbley Sweep's Ballad
|
|
500
|
368173/15/2007
|
Lyrics Schmyrics
|
|
500
|
357641/30/2007
|
The Dear Green Place
|
|
500
|
352831/10/2007
|
On The Road
|
|
500
|
3455812/10/2006
|
Tapestry on the Wall
|
|
500
|
3433512/1/2006
|
Gangazumba (Burst the Bubble)
|
|
500
|
3400611/17/2006
|
Making Up The Numbers
|
|
500
|
3374711/7/2006
|
Who Knew?
|
|
500
|
3374211/6/2006
|
Polish Goo
|
|
500
|
3365211/3/2006
|
My summer of falling over
|
|
500
|
3359710/31/2006
|
Vegetarians or Lampshades?
|
|
500
|
3309710/11/2006
|
Excerpt
|
|
500
|
3292610/3/2006
|
(You Don't Want To Know) Do You?
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|
500
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327089/24/2006
|