D+D's Bespoke Instruments
Buy your musical instruments here. But shop around first, other places might have the didgeridoo you want for half the price!
Note from the Management
Welcome to 'D&D's Bespoke Instruments'
Here at D&D's Bespoke Instruments, we understand that an artist's instrument is a personal thing. So we're offering you, any instrument, in any colour.
Instruments are available in the following colours:
Black
White
Grey
Blue
Green
Red
Pink
Brown
Purple
Yellow
Orange (Electric Guitars only)
Bells are available in:
Bronze
Iron
Glass
Silver
If we don't have what you want, PM >ME<, and we'll stock it for you.
D&D's Bespoke Instruments, supplying instruments you'll feel in tune with.
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