Euphoria Safe Savings
The bank is where rich people keep their money, and poor people go to take a loan.
Note from the Management
We are a privately owned bank, no loans, just safe accounts for you to store your money in. No loans, means no risk of the bank going bankrupt.
Go ahead and check out our accounts and pick one that feels right for you. If you need help, ask one of the nice clerks for some assistance. Stay away from the security guards, they are usually just cranky as hell.
For newbies, we have a special account with a small interest. If you are interested, go through the red door on the left and ask for Wanda.