Commissariato M. Johnston
The police station is here for your service and protection. The donut stand outside is there by accident. Police don't eat more donuts than the rest of us.
Note from the Management
DON'T TAKE A JOB AS POLICE OFFICER IF YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT RIGHT AFTER. AND DON'T TAKE IT AGAIN RIGHT AFTER YOU QUIT. THIS IS A SERIOUS POLICE STATION, NOT YOUR FREAKIN' ACHIEVEMENT FACTORY.