J. Storm

J. is 20 years old. He is the Drummer of Spellbound Research. J. is also known as "The Rock n Roll Star". J. is located in New York at JFK Airport.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

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Mood 77
Health 91
Star Quality 50
Cash 2,073,291.20 M$
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Days Active: 247 days

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It all started, like most of my bad ideas, with tequila and a dream.

We'd just finished a set at some underground dive. The type of place where the walls sweat and the mic shocks your lip if you get too close.

Nessa at the time had bailed, she “doesn’t do police raids,” which, in hindsight, was wise.

So there I was, shirt half open, eyeliner smeared, holding a tambourine I didn’t bring.

I needed a ride.

Now, you have to understand, my phone was dead, my sense of direction had been killed by whatever I drank backstage that smelled like petrol but tasted like ambition.

Then I saw it.

A majestic beast. Tall, strong, eyes full of contempt. A police horse. Parked outside the kebab shop like it was waiting for me.

In my tequila soaked brain, this made perfect sense. Uber has everything these days, helicopters, boats, probably time travel. Why not horses?

So I approached with confidence (always approach with confidence, it confuses people).

I patted the horse. Whispered to it like we’d been through war together.

“Take me to Soho, noble steed,” I said.

The horse neighed. Probably in disgust. That’s when I heard a voice.

I turned. Officer Asshole was already marching toward me like I’d insulted his nan. I raised my hands, tambourine still clinging to my wrist like a drunk bracelet.

“I’m just trying to get home, officer. He said he was available for a pickup.”

The cop didn’t laugh. I did. Hard. Which, apparently, made things worse.

Anyway, long story short: I wasn’t arrested (thanks to a charming apology, three autographs, and a kebab I didn’t remember buying). But I did end up walking home in cowboy boots, wondering if I could launch a horse based rideshare app. Still thinking about it, actually.

Posted 6/3/2025, 4:00 AM

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Prominent Clothes & Tattoos

  • Left arm
    Born to Thrill
  • Right neck
    That One Chick..
  • Chest
    MAYHEM
  • Lower back
    R̾e̾b̾e̾l̾ ̾R̾h̾y̾t̾h̾m̾
  • Left neck
    𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟
  • Left hand
    LA
  • Right hand
    JJ
  • Right arm
    Full Sleeve - Skulls
  • Upper back
    Chaos Reigns

Note: Tattoos might be covered by clothing.