Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 812 people. The local time and date is 9/5/2025, 9:45 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
52 1987929/5/2025 6Friday Christmas
53 1988169/6/2025 7Saturday
54 1988409/7/2025 1Sunday Liberation Day
55 1988649/8/2025 2Monday
56 1988889/9/2025 3Tuesday New Year's Eve
1 1989129/10/2025 4Wednesday New Year's Day
2 1989369/11/2025 5Thursday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Honey Bunny is playing in Dangerzone E JOH 1 at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Un Desmadre Muy Desmadroso is playing in ~ KuroNeón ~ | JOH at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 11
Lunatics is playing in Dangerzone HH JOH 1 at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 67
Silent Poison is playing in ShadowsOfTheSun | JOH at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 62
Insertela aquí is playing in Dark Club ML | JOH at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Amelia is playing in The Forbidden Fruit - JOH at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Mejor solo que mal acompañado is playing in CEMENTO ROCK* -JOH- at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 87
Fênix is playing in Dangerzone C JOH 1 at 9/5/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

City Top Charts