Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 783 people. The local time and date is 8/16/2025, 1:35 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Johannesburg 101

Airport: BROWNSTONE AIRPORT JOH
Hospital: +Life Brenthurst Hospital
City Hall: Johannesburg City Hall
Court House: The Constitutional Court
Highway Out of Town: Highway out of town
Lost and Found: Johannesburg Lost and Found
Temple: Desert Temple
Gym: Infinity
Hotel: Gangstah Sleep Sex 2 Cape

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Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
32 1983128/16/2025 7Saturday
33 1983368/17/2025 1Sunday
34 1983608/18/2025 2Monday
35 1983848/19/2025 3Tuesday
36 1984088/20/2025 4Wednesday
37 1984328/21/2025 5Thursday
38 1984568/22/2025 6Friday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!
🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

⛪ Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Psycho Rock Circus is playing in Raging Fire Rock | JOH at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 80
Turbojugend is playing in Rock the Casbah ~ Jo'burg at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 91
Kitty Goes Purr is playing in Rendezvous | JOH at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Saturn Return is playing in Andromeda MR | JOH at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Щanđeяing Şoułs is playing in SleepyKitties |JOH| at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
melinoë is playing in MMX (JOH) at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Sad Girl's Club is playing in Gravity in Johannesburg at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 12
Gods of Olympus is playing in Hawx & Vsm l HipHop l JOA at 8/16/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 18

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